Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Hotel Azkaban

Hotel Azkaban, a one star vacation for all your Dark Magic-user needs, stop over night and be treated to an 8 o'clock morning wake up call by whichever Dark Lord is on call at the time.

Rooms are a tad nippy, 4m x 4m, sparsely furnished with an onyx and granite decoration with metal finishing, they boast an ocean view of the North Sea.
Room service is slightly sub par, but at these prices quality isn't a given.

Notable guests to Hotel Azkaban include Sirius Black, mass murderer; Bellatrix Lestrange, insane right hand of the late Dark Lord Voldemort; Percival Dumbledore, blood purist and muggle baiter; Rubeus Hagrid, half giant and Keeper of Keys and Grounds at Hogwarts.

Come in and rest for a while and when you go we hope you leave behind many a good memory.

Hotel Azkaban. Here for Darkness. Here to stay.

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